Diddled poop chute
He went where he should not
Diddled poop chute
Must have slipped from her twat

You know I love you babe, so just hear me out
Yeah, I'd like a new stream for my trouser trout
I saw it in a movie and it looks like fun
Yeah, it's a little bit kinky and it uses your bum
Can I diddle poop chute?
It would be really hot
(Can I diddle poop chute?
It would be really hot)

Can I diddle poop chute? Please just say you will
It's a little fantasy that I'd like fullfilled.
So baby don't freak out and don't say I'm sick
I wanna give you some Lana but I'm dyslexic
Can I diddle poop chute?
I would love it a lot
(Can I diddle poop chute?
I would love it a lot)

I know you told me that you don't want children underfoot
You know you can't get pregnant from some third input
But if that's not enough to try this sex taboo
Just do this thing; I'll get you brand new jewelry

{her response}

He got me pretty drunk and a little stoned
And he tried to take a journey up the Mustard Road
Well I'm not that proper and I'm not that prim
But when he went rectum I near killed him

When he diddled poop chute
It got him nearly shot
(When he diddled poop chute
It got him nearly shot)
Since he diddled poop chute
A divorce's what he got
(Since he diddled poop chute
A divorce's what he got)
‘Cause he diddled poop chute
Half his stuff's what she got