Song Parodies -> Lousy Lay
"Lazy Day" Based on the performance by Spanky And Our Gang
"Lousy Lay" Parody by Terrance Tucker
A lament to the horny and dejected,
Jack off, whack off
What a way to say you're rotten in bed
Cop out, put out
You won't swallow when you're giving me head
What a day to push up daisies
Than to sleep in bed with you
I guess I'll go and find a trick
Or maybe a few

CHORUS
Lousy lay!
You threw good loving away
Lousy lay
Goddamn, I wanna get laid!
Get away from me (Get away from me)
You're no good for me (Fucking waste to me)
Lousy lay! Lousy lay!
Lousy lay, you're not for me!

Suck off fuck off
Dick is limping
Horniness is no go!
Bathhouse penthouse
People like me want a good man to blow

Rotten lays don't sleep together
I want a guy or two
You're such a prick
You make me think out loud
I hate you

CHORUS

What a day to push up daisies
Than to sleep in bed with you
And what a way to make me say out loud
Oh, fuck you!

Lousy lay!
You threw good loving away
Lousy lay
Goddamn, I wanna get laid!
Lousy lay!
You threw good loving away
Lousy lay
Goddamn, I wanna get laid!

Fade out


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MIKE - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment
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mike - December 24, 2022 - Report this comment
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