Song Parodies -> San Francisco Nightmare II
"San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers...)" Based on the performance by Scott McKenzie
"San Francisco Nightmare II" Parody by R Anthony Botti SAN FRANCISCO NIGHTMARE II(set to the music of Scott McKenzie's "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)" written by John Phillips)Parody lyrics by R. Anthony Botti
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some metal underwear Because there's homos in San Francisco And they'd like to do a lot more than your hair If you should spot a four-leaf clover That ancient symbol of fortune and good luck Whatever you do, do not bend over There's a homo behind you, and your ass he'd love to fuck He'll shoot his load inside your heinie And make your rectum turn red and start to itch Because his penis is not so tiny And he means business when he makes you his bitch They've got a fascination With mutual masturbation Oral ejaculation That's what they like He'll stab you with his erection Give you a deadly infection 'Cos he won't use protection Unless you're a dyke Unless you're a dyke So if you come to San Francisco And get rear-ended, just pretend not to care And if you're going to San Francisco Stay in Chinatown -- you'll be much safer there If you're going to San Francisco Stay in Chinatown -- you'll be much safer there Your Vote Counts
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