Song Parodies -> Shut The Fuck Up ( Mike Lupica )
"I Can't Get No ( Satisfaction )" Based on the performance by Rolling Stones
"Shut The Fuck Up ( Mike Lupica )" Parody by Max Power
Original censored version: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones126.shtml
Shut the fuck up Mike Lupica
Shut the fuck up Mike Lupica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the fuck, Shut the fuck

When you're writing a column
You've always mentions the Yanks' payroll
You have drone on more and more
About the N.Y. Yankees' payroll
Because you happens to be a Met-Sox troll
Shut the fuck, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go

Shut the fuck up Mike Lupica
Shut the fuck up Mike Lupica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the fuck, Shut the fuck

I was reading the paper
And then I saw your bullshit
All those stuff do not fit
Well you can't be a man because you're a dolt
That is why the readers bolt
Shut the fuck, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go

Shut the fuck up Mike Lupica
Just because you have a pica
'Cause you won't and you won't and you won't and you won't
Shut the fuck, shut the fuck

No one wants your politics
You're just doing this to make you look smart
And we all know you're a stupid fart
We all know you're going to mention the Yankees' payroll
That's how you held back Daily News
Shut the fuck, and move on to
Yawkey Way, that's where you'll go

Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up Mike Lupica
Mike Lupica, Mike Lupica, Mike Lupica
www.enough-lupica.com
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pat castaldo - July 22, 2015 - Report this comment
mike lupica is a WIMP .... got his ass kicked all through school .............. but deep down the wimp knows that the Yankees are THE team ......... that is THE ..... I was looking for a them against them article in \\\\\\'96, 99 and \\\\\\'09 but couldn\\\\\\'t find it ......... he was hiding under his bed //////// the WIMP
MIKE - November 20, 2021 - Report this comment
yes
MICHAEL - May 27, 2022 - Report this comment
KATIE WE'RE GONNA SING @ THE END OF THE SHOW AND WE'RE GONNA SING THE CORRECT LYRICS PLAY IT
MIKE - December 30, 2022 - Report this comment
MIKE IS A ------------------------------------------------ GOT HIS @$$ KICKED ALL THROUGH SCHOOOL BUT DEEEEEEP DOWN THE --------------------------------------- KNOWS THE YANKEEES ARE THE MUTHAF**iNG TIME EVER THIAT THIS IS THE ................... I WAS LOOKING 4@THEMARTICLEIN95979899 SIGNED YOUR MAMA
MIKE - December 30, 2022 - Report this comment
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