Song Parodies -> She Cut Me
"Yesterday" Based on the performance by Paul McCartney
"She Cut Me" Parody by koldkanuck
lorena
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I can't pee like yesterday

Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a scar where it used to be
Oh, yesterday
Came suddenly

Why she
Had to cut I don't know
She wouldn't say
I said
Something wrong I'm not as long
as yesterday

Yesterday
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a tube to piss today
Oh, I believe
In yesterday

Why she
Had to cut I don't know
She wouldn't say
I said
Something wrong now I'm not as long
as yesterday

Yesterday
Love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a tube to piss away
Oh, I can't pee like
yesterday
lorena
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Lon - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Great stuff----check out MY parody of this song ("Lester's Gay")!!
mike - January 30, 2022 - Report this comment
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