more of my favorite things


transistor weenies and mylar bikinis
clingy wet teeshirts on curvaceous teenies
leather and lace and a barmaid who swings
these are a few of my favorite things

four inch spike heels and snacks between meals
getting my rocks off in automobiles
orgies while tripping and lunch-hour flings
these are a few of my favorite things

when i'm horny
it's not corny
to say i think of you
the way you appear in black nylon so sheer
you're wetdream material
through and through

mutual hummers and boisterous cummers
rubs by masseuses with fingers like drummers'
coming out grappeling when the bell rings
these are a few of my favorite things

two on one is
where the fun is
when i'm feeling low
to burn at both ends in between two good friends
is one of the happiest
things i know!