Song Parodies -> Susie Please Take Your Knickers Down
"Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town" Based on the performance by Kenny Rogers
"Susie Please Take Your Knickers Down" Parody by Rick Stills
As a Singer/Guitarist, I frequently perform the original with a few altered lyrics. So I thought I'd re-write the whole song for you all!
You've painted up your tits and rolled and curled your pubic hair
Susie are you contemplating showing out somewhere
The feeling in my tool tells me that something's going down
Oh Susie.....Please take your knickers down.

It wasn't you that farted, though your bum is feeling sore
But I was game to let you go and act just like a whore
And yes it's true, that I want to do something naughty
So Susie.....Let's do some sodomy.

It's hard to shove my dick in you because it's quite a size.
Of the wanton needs of a woman your age, Susie I fantasise
And I want my dong, I have to say, inside your ass so brown
So Susie.....Please take your knickers down.

She's kneeling now, 'cause I just told her "get down on the floor"
The way I know I've told her to a hundred times before
And I won't remove my big meat gun until I've fired a round
Oh Susie.....Please take your knickers down

Oh Susie.....For godsakes get 'em down!



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charlie - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
not his own lyrics.....don juans done this , heard it in the early 90s
Tony - June 13, 2016 - Report this comment
I believe I heard the song from the early 90's and can't seem to find it anywhere. Can someone send me a link or comment as to where I can find it.
MIKE - April 04, 2021 - Report this comment
MEMBER THE CATEGORY WHAT'S THAT SONG
mike - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
mike - June 30, 2023 - Report this comment
NOT ----------------- HIS OWN LYRICS DON JUANS DONE THIS ... HEARD IN THE EARLY 90S I BELIEVE I HEARD THE SONG FROM THE EARLY 90S AND CAN'TSEEM2FINDITANYWHWERE
mike - October 08, 2023 - Report this comment
vincent price never before heard 2nd verse
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMEMMBERTHECATEGOTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWHAT'DSTHATSONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG - December 26, 2023 - Report this comment
WE NEED THE SONG EXAACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmers - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
swim team

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