One pill makes you larger
And one makes you last long
And the one that's your kid's mother
Doesn't do it for you anymore

Go Cialis®
Cuz it's still small

If you're out hunting younger wabbits
A few years out from hangin' at the mall
You're a smokin' male cooga
Longing to fix one shortfall

Papa Cialis®
Wants a new bag, that's all

When droids in white lab coats
Say "This will increase your blood flow,"
You want that 4-hour erect mushroom
But they warn you, "No, no noooo"

Go Cialis®
I hope she'll know

Your lust-sick, but small-proportioned
And you're one-eyein' that blonde coed
She is Snow White, and you're John Edwards
And blood's pumpin' in your big head

But not your member...it kills your whore-house cred.

Feed my little head!
Feed my little heeeeeead!