You're my sex buddy, Mr. Gritch
You really fuck your bitch,
You're as cuddly as a penis, you're as scratchy as an itch, Mr. Gritch,
You're a bad narrator with a very low pitch!
You're a sex toy, Mr. Gritch
Your heart's an empty gas,
Your brain is full of shit, you have garlic in your ass, Mr. Gritch,
I wouldn't touch you with an Elementary School hall pass!
You're a foul one, Mr. Gritch,
You have a condom on your dick,
You have all the tender sweetness of the milk in my own tit, Mr. Gritch,
Given a choice between the two of them you'd suck my nipples on my tits!
So fuck me harder, Mr. Gritch,
You're the king of fucked up chicks,
Your heart's a big old booty, so give me lots of head, Mr. Gritch,
You've a big ass booty with your blonde-haired bitch!
You love to fuck me, Mr. Gritch,
With your dick I love to suck!
You're a crooked dirty cocksucker and you suck a crooked cock, Mr. Gritch,
Your cock is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of feces and semen mangled up in tangled up knots!
Give more handjobs, Mr. Gritch,
And give me some more head
Your heart is really a big cock, your soul is full of banks, Mr. Gritch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Skink, skunk, skank"!