Let me tell ya all a story 'bout a man named Jed,
His daughter Ellie May, and the critters she gave head,
Then one day granny heard a funny sound-
she looked in Ellie's room and old Duke was goin' down.
(On Ellie, that is)
The next thing ya know Jed caught her with a bear,
The kin folk said "Ellie, get away from here!" They said-
"San Francisco is the place you ought ta be",
So she loaded up her critters and she moved to Haight-Ashbury.
Bay area that is, kinks and queers, and animal lovers.
Now its time to say goodbye to Ellie and her friends,
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in,
Your all invited back next week to this locality-
To have a heaping helpin' of some beastiality!
Critter humpin', that is, sit a spell, take your clothes off,
But don't fuck the bear now, hear?