Song Parodies -> New Years Day Women #9 & 69
"Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35" Based on the performance by Bob Dylan
"New Years Day Women #9 & 69" Parody by jimi99 Performed at (annual) Poetry Erotica, Mercury Cafe (merc), Denver Colorado, New Years Eve 1996
NEW YEARS EVE WOMEN #9 AND 69
Wellllll they'llllll stone you when you're rockin' in the yard They'll stone you if your baby makes it hard " If you make out by the creek " when your knees are already weak But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned! They'll stone you when you're using some restraint When you're scorin in the paint when you're rollin on the ceilin when you're feelin so appealin' But I would… They'll stone you for playin with your food When you're in a tantric mood When you're pointin like a retriever When you're leavin it to beaver But I would not feel… They'll stone you and call you a funny bum Many times before you come And the rubber operator Just for a chance to date her But I would not… (ALL RIGHT!) They'll stone you for runnin' down your chin When you're usin' an ultra thin All dressed in sheerest silk With cookies and warm milk But I would not… They'll stone you when you got to do it solo And then run it back in slo mo When you're so far from your bed And then give you great head (go figure!) But I would not feel… They'll stone you when you groovin' at the merc When you doin' the cool jerk (horizontal!) If you try to take a powder But you and her just get louder But I would not feel… They'll stone you when you d-do it in the road And call you a horny toad When you're pressin' on your luck Even under the fire truck …(fuck!) But I would… They'll stone you just because you're in the Navy Just because you're Wavy Gravy When your birdie's on her perch (tweet!) When they ought to be in church (bleat!) But I would not feel so all alone… They will stone you for pulling on a train For sawing against the grain Right upon the breakfast table Right up your betty grable But I would not feel so all alone.. They'll stone you like a lead pipe cinch When you're givin' your last inch (or takin!) Like a lingam and a yoni When you're Bony Maroni But I would not feel.. MAKE UP YOUR OWN, KIDS! IT'S EASY! Your Vote Counts
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