Song Parodies -> I've Just Creamed Her Face
"I've Just Seen a Face" Based on the performance by Beatles
"I've Just Creamed Her Face" Parody by Johnny B Baade
I've just creamed her face
The splash was wet, a slimy trace
Trickled, she et
The pearls so avidly
This girl slurps up ravenously
Ingests
Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp

After her mug got my spray
I said, "Your nook now needs a lay"
Then she said, "Baby, put it there!"
My pud pummeled her pubic hair
She's tight, tight…

Ballin', yes we are ballin'
My crank is crawlin'
Her crack's domain

I spend from my bone
Out the jizz rips, she starts to moan
And then her lips sing
"Sink it out of sight!"
This lovely girl's a lecher
Likes to bliss
Every orifice

Crawlin', her snout is crawlin
Where out comes fallin'
Mouth-fed remains

The seam in that place
About to get
Time from her face
The sphincter's wet
This girl is tonguin' me
It twirls, I purr rapturously
"Ingress!
Yeah, yeah…!"

Crawlin', her hand is crawlin'
Round to my balls an' jacks sans restraint
Enthrallin', she is entrallin'
My cheeks chink, balls an' it's slack I ain't
Enthrallin', she is entrallin'
Cheeks chink, cock, balls, an' her face I'll paint
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