Song Parodies -> A
"X" Based on the performance by Xzibit
"A" Parody by Damien Loback
"The first day of the school that IÆm in
I stand behind the gym with Dre and Eminem Never to split again, rythming a twisted blend Bullies taking lunch money wonder where will it end This ainÆt the MomaÆs boy cakemix Halls that youÆre used to Boring ass classes that you just canÆt sit through You couldnÆt shoot one not down here in Littleton To hell with the Ritalin, Eugene Oregon The whole world stuck not giving a fuck Knowing whatÆs up hauling off bodies in trucks ItÆs O.J. hold the Gin when ya fill up my cup Premature ejaculation and some zits on my butt Falling into peer pressure and wanting festivities Anyone cools in lockdown facilities Youngings be Quick to dine and dash and run lots of trains Going up and down the street puffing Mary Jane CHORUS A-Rearrange your whole face when I beat ya down A-When IÆm pulling out my pistol all yaÆll hit the ground A-My life is shit and I blame it on the whole town A- to the K and please pray for the family 2nd Verse Ever since I learned how to run popped off the hotones Approach every woman like itÆs time for some action Troubled teen in jeans make sure ya bath clean æcause tonight my worst frights between my sights IÆm the trench coat psycho, ôAmericaÆs Mostö is the title IÆm in the closet havenÆt come out, IÆll come to your house IÆm fit to stick this dick in ya mouth Switch with your spouse, and have a little fun on the couch Yeah you know that this was bound to happen When you be treating little kids like a freak then question Why on the creep? This place soà Sleazey, donÆt tease me, and far from off the heazy Bitch I told ya cook my eggs over easy! 10 speed sitting on mags going mentally unstable Aide bringing gun laws to the table Swat Teams, F.B.I. are my fools and tools..RULES? I beat my foes like Pee Wee beat the family jewels CHORUS 3rd Verse Before the decent IÆm country 100% Making this small ass boys town proudly present The real deal how does it feel no faking the facts IÆm holding my balls awaiting the call from Miramax Last name it ainÆt Smith and no it ainÆt Johnson Williams or Jones so leave me alone IÆm a sick little man doing what I can To set down this rusty old knife in my hand æCause it tells me to cut, compells me to blast The outkast taking out his whole damn class Straight to the chin ônot this psycho againö Call my doc to make it stop and medÆs kick in. I ainÆt trying to nothing but crazed men Out chasing, home on the ôJasonsö Move right remain safeÆn Represent nothing but the truly confused Saving ammo for Minorities, Cops, and Jews-scream CHORUS A-Rearrange your whole face when I beat ya down A- When IÆm pulling out my pistol all yaÆll hit the ground A-My life is shit and I blame it on the whole town A-To the K and please pray for the family And there you have it A,B,C,D,E,F,GàH,I,J to the muthafucking K Mister Additude, Affluent, Allusive, Allegiant, As we Always have the Ability to bring it to ya Acapella You treated me like Algae the Argument ends in Aggravated Assault Alcohol fills the blood stream as Alcatraz comes to mind Alarm and Aftershock mouths Ajar As I blow you from Albany to Albania feeding my Algolagnia Against the rules Against All odds" Your Vote Counts
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