"X" Based on the performance by Xzibit
"A" Parody by Damien Loback
"The first day of the school that IÆm in
I stand behind the gym with Dre and Eminem
Never to split again, rythming a twisted blend
Bullies taking lunch money wonder where will it end
This ainÆt the MomaÆs boy cakemix Halls that youÆre used to
Boring ass classes that you just canÆt sit through
You couldnÆt shoot one not down here in Littleton
To hell with the Ritalin, Eugene Oregon
The whole world stuck not giving a fuck
Knowing whatÆs up hauling off bodies in trucks
ItÆs O.J. hold the Gin when ya fill up my cup
Premature ejaculation and some zits on my butt
Falling into peer pressure and wanting festivities
Anyone cools in lockdown facilities Youngings be
Quick to dine and dash and run lots of trains
Going up and down the street puffing Mary Jane

CHORUS
A-Rearrange your whole face when I beat ya down
A-When IÆm pulling out my pistol all yaÆll hit the ground
A-My life is shit and I blame it on the whole town
A- to the K and please pray for the family

2nd Verse

Ever since I learned how to run popped off the hotones
Approach every woman like itÆs time for some action
Troubled teen in jeans make sure ya bath clean
æcause tonight my worst frights between my sights
IÆm the trench coat psycho, ôAmericaÆs Mostö is the title
IÆm in the closet havenÆt come out, IÆll come to your house
IÆm fit to stick this dick in ya mouth
Switch with your spouse, and have a little fun on the couch
Yeah you know that this was bound to happen
When you be treating little kids like a freak then question
Why on the creep? This place soà
Sleazey, donÆt tease me, and far from off the heazy
Bitch I told ya cook my eggs over easy!
10 speed sitting on mags going mentally unstable
Aide bringing gun laws to the table
Swat Teams, F.B.I. are my fools and tools..RULES?
I beat my foes like Pee Wee beat the family jewels

CHORUS

3rd Verse

Before the decent IÆm country 100%
Making this small ass boys town proudly present
The real deal how does it feel no faking the facts
IÆm holding my balls awaiting the call from Miramax
Last name it ainÆt Smith and no it ainÆt Johnson
Williams or Jones so leave me alone
IÆm a sick little man doing what I can
To set down this rusty old knife in my hand
æCause it tells me to cut, compells me to blast
The outkast taking out his whole damn class
Straight to the chin ônot this psycho againö
Call my doc to make it stop and medÆs kick in.
I ainÆt trying to nothing but crazed men
Out chasing, home on the ôJasonsö
Move right remain safeÆn
Represent nothing but the truly confused
Saving ammo for Minorities, Cops, and Jews-scream

CHORUS
A-Rearrange your whole face when I beat ya down
A- When IÆm pulling out my pistol all yaÆll hit the ground
A-My life is shit and I blame it on the whole town
A-To the K and please pray for the family

And there you have it A,B,C,D,E,F,GàH,I,J to the
muthafucking K
Mister Additude, Affluent, Allusive, Allegiant,
As we Always have the Ability to bring it to ya Acapella
You treated me like Algae the Argument ends in
Aggravated Assault
Alcohol fills the blood stream as Alcatraz comes to mind
Alarm and Aftershock mouths Ajar
As I blow you from Albany to Albania feeding my Algolagnia
Against the rules Against All odds"
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SMD - March 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome dude. Thats some real shit.
MICHAEL - September 10, 2021 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - February 26, 2022 - Report this comment
THERE ARENT A LOT OF WORDS THAT START WITH X
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - August 26, 2023 - Report this comment
AWESOME DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S SOME REAL S**T

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