Song Parodies -> Teenage Spunkbag
"Teenage Dirtbag" Based on the performance by Wheatus
"Teenage Spunkbag" Parody by Whitepus
My name is Noelle
Men have wet dreams about me
My fanny does smell
But I cant do much to treat it
So men cant shag my box
Instead l suck cocks
Yes I am the queen of the gams
cos nobody gives a gam quite like me

Cuz I'm just teenage spunkbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage spunkbag baby
Empty your mess inside me baby in me

He has a big dick
A gigantic tool
He likes to shove up my ass then stick in my mouth
He says would you like to fuck
Or swallow my muck
But he knows I only give gams
and knows nobody can give gams quite like me

Cuz I'm just a teenage spunkbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage spunkbag baby
Empty your mess inside me baby in me

My pussys like mould
But he really wants to ride me
He wont shoot his load
Until he thinks I am happy
I will just have to fake
And make my legs shake
But why cant he just take a gam
and why does he want to stick it up.....


I'm going to empty my mess inside you baby
Then come on your tits and ringpiece maybe
Cuz youre just a teenage spunkbag baby ...you whoore.

Spunkbag...Yeahh....
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