"I tried to discover a little something to make my dic bigger
Oh baby refrain from breaking laughing at it
My dic is so tiny
And my voice is whiny
That my name is David Oram, aka stupid thick bastard
That I can't find my . . . dic
I hear you lauging
Oh god please give a bigger penis to me.

And if I should wank, then I can't get an erection?
I can't do it with a whore, I've even tried my cat
My dic is so tiny
And my voice is whiny
How the hell do you get a dog for a lover?
That I can't find my . . . dic. I hear you laughing
Oh god please, give a bigger penis to me.

My dic is so tiny
And my voice is whiny
That my name is David Oram, aka stupid thick bastard
That I can't find my . . . dic
I hear you laughing.
Oh god please give a bigger willy to me.
Oh god, please give a bigger penis to me."