I was in my tighty whities
She was in my sister's nighty
And the moment came that I'd been longing for
I'd spent most of my money
Bedding this sweet honey
And talkin' 'bout my bass boat and talkin' 'bout my Ford
She asked me when I sank in
If we might really do some crankin'
How's it hit you when you get this kind of love?
Man, is it enough?

(Chorus):
I went muff diving, I went double D-cup climbing
I went twenty-seven minutes till I threw my damn back out
And I loved sweeter and I poked deeper
And she gave me good head she'd been denying
And I say "Some day I hope you get the chance"
"To love like you were buying"

I was finally the studness
That most the time I wasn't
And I became a rock and put her to the test
And all of a sudden tryin' to shag her
Wasn't hard with some Viagra
And I came three times before I had to rest
I finally broke the headboard
When she said "My God, I'm so sore"
"I don't know if this bod can do it all again"
And then

(Chorus):
I went muff diving, I went double D-cup climbing
I went twenty-seven minutes till I threw my damn back out
And I loved sweeter and I poked deeper
And she gave me good head she'd been denying
And I say "Some day I hope you get the chance"
"To love like you were buying"

Like her monkey was a gift
And I got till crack of dawn
To think about what I'd do with it
And what did I do with it?
And what can I do with it?
And what would I do with it?

(Chorus):
I went muff diving, I went double D-cup climbing
I went twenty-seven minutes till I threw my damn back out
And I loved sweeter and I poked deeper
And she gave me good head she'd been denying
And I say "Some day I hope you get the chance"
"To love like you were buying"

"To love like you were buyin' "
"To love like you were buyin' "
"To love like you were buyin' "
"To love like you were buyin' "