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Song Parodies -> The Malcolm In Me
"The Cowboy In Me" Based on the performance by Tim McGraw
"The Malcolm In Me" Parody by Mike Walker Like "Flaky Shaky Tart", this parody is based on one I wrote a few years back (early 2002). But after a few updates here and there, we got ourselves another parody to diss Malcolm with, lol. Enjoy...
I don't know what possessed me to write these songs
Must be from my years of pulling the dong To top it off, they're not that funny I guess that's just the Malcolm in me If a girl walks by, I just can't help but gawk Next thing I know, I'm madly jerkin' off So if you think I'm helpless, I agree I guess that's just the Malcolm in me Chorus: The urge to stroke, to get real wet The harder boner I always get The bucks I've paid for S-E-X But then, who wants to fuck rednecks? The man that's in the mirror has a I.Q. less than 3 I guess that's just the Malcolm in me [ Repeat Chorus ] Kids, I know there's times you must have thought That guys like me should go to Hell and rot But then I see some of you write sick songs too I guess that's just the Malcolm in you We write such stupid songs 'cause our brains are small I guess that's just the Malcolm in us all... Your Vote Counts
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