Song Parodies -> I Wanna Be Horst Sjaelland
"I Wanna Be Sedated" Based on the performance by The Ramones
"I Wanna Be Horst Sjaelland" Parody by Horst Sjaelland
Achtung, mein Cock and Roll High School-worshiping Amorikkkan punk-loving nut busted crack whodis, Horst muchly proudly announcing another dueting of destiny. This timing, Horst doubleteaming up mit the muchly dead ghost of Joey Ramone, who, according to unreliable sourcings (Herr Jarvie the sheisswriter), ist the Howard Stern in the drag. Und why now?
"I Wanna Be Horst Sjaelland"


twenty-twenty-twenty-four Falco albums to go
I wanna be Horst Sjaelland
Scooby to Doo, Satan is go
I wanna be Horst Sjaelland

Just get Herr Jarvie to an airport, put Hasslehoff on a plane
Mach schnell! Mach schnell! Before Hans goes insane
Horst can't control his hammers, Horst can't control his brain
oh no oh oh oh oh

Just put Kraftwerk in a laptop, get Dawn's 32DDDs on a plane
Mach schnell! Mach schnell! Before Hans goes insane
Horst can't control Asia Pooh, Horst can't control Bob Deal's brain

Just put Gauge in a sybian, get Vince Neil to the show
Mach schnell! Mach schnell! Before mega goes broke-o
Horst can't control the Dragon, Advil can't control her nose
oh no oh oh oh oh

Ta-Ta-Tash, Tash-Ta-Tash I wanna be Horst Sjaelland
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