Song Parodies -> Love King
"Love King" Based on the performance by The Dream
"Love King" Parody by Rose
This is sing by Draco Malfoy aka from Harry Potter (The Wizard World) but just hear me out. He talks about how much dick he gets.
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K to the I
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I don't know how he treat you
How they do it where you at
But all I'm trying to say is
You should know me like that.

I'm just sayin' (It's the muggle-blood killer)
I'm just sayin' (you should know me like that)
(It's the muggle-blood killer)

The man said get my money up
Get my money up
So I went and got my money up
And now I got this money up
I'm in the S-L-Y-T-H-E-R-I-N
Dre dropped another one
Tell them mud-bloods bye friend
I got boys in pub
Boys in class
Pull them all day
I take them so fast
I Got boys in the house
Boys in my bedroom
Boys at the bank
'Cause I'm about my paper
Got boys with dark marks
Boys without them
He like, "Daddy didn't make me."
"Hmmm...I doubt them."
Boys in Durmstrang.
Boys in Hogsmeade,
Diagon Alley;
Or wherever you stay
Got boys in scope shop
Boys in cauldron shop
Boys in B-burkes
Go anywhere I wanna go

Half to my main boy
Quarter to my side dick
I be on that fly shit
Potter be (on my shit)
Your wizard keep playing
Change where you laying
I'm just saying

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V to the E
K to the I
N to the G

I don't know how he treat you
How they do it where you at
But all I'm trying to say is
You should know me like that

you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
Boy, you should know me like that
You should know me like that
You should know me like that
You should know me like that [2x]

I got boys in Adidas
Girls in Timmies
Montague, Blaze
That's just two of my biddies
Got boys on the Nuvo
Boys on Patron
Boys on that Dragon's Blood
Pay me for the song
Got boys on my Owl
or my Fire Talk
Got boys that talk real shit
Howlers if I'm real pissed
Some fly Nimbus
Some fly Firebolt
Some of them throw the powder
Some of them do whatever
Got a boy that's shy
A boy that's a freak
Got a boy when I'm sick
He watch what I eat
Got a boy up in Vanders
A boy out of Hogwarts
Sorry fellows but there ain't
Nothing like that nerd dick

Half to my main boy
Quarter to my side dick
I be on that fly shit
Potter be on my shit
Your wizard keep playing
Change where you laying
I'm just saying

L to the O
V to the E
K to the I
N to the G

I don't know how he treat you
How they do it where you at
But all I'm trying to say is
You should know me like that

you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
Boy, you should know me like that
You should know me like that
You should know me like that
You should know me like that [2x]

If your man ain't treating you right
Baby let me get a "Ooh, whoa..." (Ooh, whoa...)
If your man ain't paying your right
Baby let me get a "Ooh, whoa..." (Ooh, whoa...)
If your abs stay tones
And your hair stay fixed
Put your wands in the air
If you know you the shit
Let me get a "Uh, uh, uh, uh, ooh, whoa"
Let me get a "Uh, uh, uh, uh, ooh, whoa"

L to the O
V to the E
K to the I
N to the G

I don't know how he treat you
How they do it where you at
But all I'm trying to say is
You should know me like that

you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
you don't know me like that
Boy, you should know me like that
You should know me like that
You should know me like that
You should know me like that [2x]


Yes sir!
S.L.Y
If you don't know me like that (Muggle blood killer)
you don't know me
you don't know me
you don't know me
You should know me
Ohhhhh
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Uh, oooh, ah
Uh, oooh, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
You should know me like that
You better already know me like that
Ah, ah, ah
you don't know me like
you don't know me like
you don't know me like
you don't know me like
Boy, you should know me like
You should know me like
You should know me like
Know me like that
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Doc Woody - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
"Potter be on my shit.." hehe! and i bet it sounds even better to someone who knows the J.K. Rowling universe. I've enjoyed doing some recent rap projects, like "Waterfalls" and "Lose Yourself." Great work here.
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