Mark-Hi, Paul.

Paul-Hi, Mark.

Mark-Wanna go for a ride?

Paul-On what?

Mark-On Your Mom!

Paul-Hell, no!

Mark-Ken is such a Dick, he is such a prick.

Paul-I really hate him, why does Barbie date him?

Mark-Barbie is my girl, she could rock my world!

Paul-Let us do her, I really like to screw her. (Spoken.) Ken's such an asshole, I wanna blow his brains out! (gasp!)

Mark-Barbie's in my dreams and we hug and we squeeze and we kiss and we hump like we're sweetharts.

Paul-But that Ken is a prick, and he just has no dick. I think Barbie likes pecs made of fake parts.

Mark-And I scream everyday, 'cause straight up that son-of-a-bitch is in my way! Ken is such a dick, he is just a prick.

Paul-I really hate him, why does Barbie date him?

Mark-Barbie is my girl, she could rock my world.

Paul-Let us do her, I really like to screw her. When I see him I will beat him.

Mark-Ooo, ooo, ooo, yeah.

Paul-I will punch him and I'll crush him.

Mark-Oh yes, hell yes. (Spoken) Hey Paul...

Paul-What?

Mark-Look who it is.

Paul-Well if it isn't Ken without Barbie and that Goddamn Ford Aspire.

Mark and Paul-Hey Ken, over here It's us, right here you faggot.

Paul-Take that you Faggot! You Prick! You Asshole! Knock the shit out of you!...

Mark-Oops, let's get the fuck outta here.

Paul-Fuck the Corporate World, Bitch!