Song Parodies -> Take Your Clothes Off
"Breathless" Based on the performance by The Corrs
"Take Your Clothes Off" Parody by David Pratter
I was looking through someone else's site with their list of parodies, and this one just spontaneously came to mind as my fourth dirty parody on this site! I hope you all like it, and as usual like I say in all parodies on this site - If you're offended by the subject of sex, don't even view this site!
Go on, go on, take your clothes off!

Cum on!

Hey... yeah...

The daylight's gone, it's nightfall
The time with you is such a thrill!
I'm lying here on my bed
Your body tempts me, I'm so eager!
And I can't lie, from you my thing can't hide
And I really want to try
It's hardened (so hard now), can't get limp (can't get limp)

So go on, go on, cum on take your clothes off!
Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny
This sexy feeling (sexy feeling)
Make me long for your clit!
Go on (go on), go on (go on)
Yeah... Cum on!

Yeah...

And when I wake tomorrow
I'll be so happy with you here
I'm eager when I fuck you!
You're all the love I've got right now
It's not a dream
I let out all my cream!
And I just love to get fucked!
Can't lose you (can't lose you), can't leave you (can't leave you)

So go on, go on, cum on, take your clothes off!
Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny
This sexy feeling (sexy feeling)
Make me long for your clit!
Go on (go on), go on (go on)
Yeah...
Cum on! (echo)

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! (Moaning hard)

And I can't lie
From you I cannot hide
And I just love to get fucked
Can't lose you (can't lose you), can't leave you (can't leave you)

So go on, (go on) go on, (go on), cum on, take your clothes off
Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny
This loving feeling (loving feeling)
Make me long for your clit

Go on, (go on) go on, (go on) come on, take... your clothes off!
Go on, (go on) go on, (go on) come on, take... your clothes off!
Go on, (go on) go on, (go on) come on, take... your clothes off!
Go on... go on!
Please do leave comments below! I have six comments so far on "I Want You To Fuck Me", but no recent ones. I have not gotten any comments at all yet on my other three dirty parodies on this site, so do view them and tell me what you think of those too! I will try to come up with some more decent appropriate ones on whatfreaks.com later, but I haven't had many new recent comments on those. Please view my clean parodies on whatfreaks.com by clicking on this link! I hope to see more comments and votes soon.
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David Pratter - September 23, 2010 - Report this comment
In all the time I've had this song up, nobody has commented on it, so I thought I'd just leave a comment myself. I like how I have a line that sounds better than the original. The original by The Corrs says "It's like a dream, although I'm not asleep." That doesn't rhyme. I love how I say "It's not a dream - I let out all my cream!" That does rhyme and it obviously means "I ejaculated - my penis just squirted out all that semen from the fantastic orgasm!" - LOL!!!!! :)
MIKE - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
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MIKE - November 20, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - March 28, 2024 - Report this comment
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