"This is a song for the dentists
But if you got teeth, listen closely
You don't always have to brush 'em hard
To keep your teeth pearly white
Sometimes you just gotta clean 'em well
And fucking give 'em some flossing too

Toothpaste you got to squeeze
Dentists you got to please
Sometimes you got to say ""Hey...""

""I'm gonna floss you... softly""
""I'm gonna scrub you... gently""
""I'm gonna clean you... sweetly""
""Im gonna brush you... discreetly!""

And dentists say ""Hey, I brought you toothpaste""
And then you say ""I ain't got no money""
""But I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Without any payment!""

Whats your fave mouthwassssh?
That's cool with me, it's not my favourite but I'll try it for you
Whats your favourite flosssssss?
I'm not gonna use it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!

And then I'm gonna floss you completely
And then I'll fucking scrub you discreetly
And then I'll fucking clean you so neatly
But then...

I'm gonna brush you hard, HARD!"