"This in our hands is the greatest porn in the world... Tribute

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny Bill Gates... in the middle... of the road
And he said:

""Show the best porn in the world, or I'll eat your soul.""

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other
And we each said... ""Oh shit""

But we looked in our bag and pulled out some porno
Just so happened to be
The Best Porn in the World, it was The Best Porn in the World

And it saved our butts
Because the Bill Gates want to buy us oh
But he was forced to set us free
By the honor code [cut in: yeah right] that Execs have to live by
Cuz it's the law's suprise and it's magic
And its a mystical disguise
The devil's porn and its tragic
You were the mystical eyed virgin, now you're fucking

Well Needless to say, the beast was stunned
Ka-smash went his big briefcase
And the beast was done
He asked us: ""Be you porn stars?""
And we said, ""Nay! We are but pervs!""
Fuck!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

I have not The Greatest Porn in the World, no
This is from the bookstore
Couldn't get back The Greatest Porn in the World, no, no
This is second rate, oh, to The Greatest Porn in the World
All right! It was The Greatest Porn in the World
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' porn the greatest porn in the world

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The sound Gates made on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
Anything like this song

This is just some book porn! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion
Ah, f**k! Good God, God lovin'
So surprised to find you can't stop it

Rich motherfucker could fuck a duck!
Oooh! Ooh!
All right!"