"What's the difference between sex and my hand?
Whenever there's a squirt it all feels the same
Maybe it's just something I can't explain but lately,
I feel like doing it over again

(Chorus)
Masterbation what a sensation
Ejaculations need a pump to make them
Organisms getting hard to fake them
Concentrations never hard to break it
Situation never what you want it to be

What's the point of never trying out new things?
Pleasuring one self is such a hard habit to break
Red rock until the day comes to an end
I say I don't like it why even pretend

(Chorus Repeat)

Nothing's new, everything's the same
I keep losing my size, it's getting kind of lame
I'm falling further behind, I forgot how to 69
No matter what you say nothing's gonna change my mind
I canno live this lie no more
It seems like my hand my only friend
This years over and I can't give it up
It's not the same but who's to blame
Cannot stand by resolution

(Chorus Repeat x2)

Never want I want it to be
Never what you want it to be
"