(It's time to begin, now stick it in, ooh, ah, that feels great!)
[Chorus]
I'm gona have a baby', it's drivin' me crazy,
My obsession from the western (I'll fuck all day!)
She's due on the eighth, why did that condom have to break?
I'm going into labour now, 5-6-7-8!
[repeat chorus]

(moaning and heavy breathing in time with instrumantal)

(spoken)
Was my prom night, it felt so right,
He said he loved me, and I agreed,
Said the condom was brand new
(But it had been used for my friend too!)
Creeping handies down my panties,
Cum in my mouth, tastes so good,
Sucking, fucking, riding, sliding (ooh, ah, that feels great!)

[chorus]

(moaning and heavy breathing in time with instrumantal)

[spoken]
Was inside my tried to ride me,
Felt something snap deep inside me,
Pulled the shredded rubber out,
Then began to scream and shout!
I got pregnant from the 'pre-cum',
But it was just so god-damn fun!
OH MY GOD I'M FEELING SOMETHING (loud scream) HERE IT COMES!!

[chorus x2]

I'm gonna have a baby, it's driving me crazy,
My obsession from the western (I'll fuck all day)
I'm dillated eight, why did that condom have to break,
(screamd) I THINK THE BABY'S COMING NOW! 5-6-7-8!