Boys and girls,they come from all around
From north Las Vegas to Bellflower town
He's mostly doing important writing to do
And he's around,and doing something new
This is such an enemy
And his agenda's killing me!
Another song he's making
Is never "chipmunking"
At the Alvin Rhodes show

Although Blessranger was Neptune Circle-esque
Song-writing funnies may just not make a mess
A name of "fat hunk",it is too dumb to fight
An oddball author that nails you down each night
You might be a one for the road
Are you bothered by Alvin Rhodes?
So begin to match wits
His groove that never quits
At the Alvin Rhodes show

So do not worry about this guy
He must give up,or he must die
The Alvin name is vain
Evil laugh got your brain?
See the Alvin Rhodes show!