"I've slept around
And I think I have caught herpes
And it's been awhile
Since I wore a condom
And I've slept around
Cause I have found that it just pays so well
And it's been awhile
Since I could smile

And every partner that I've slept with
We were fucked up hard with Captain Morgan
The effects of all that rum
I wish that I had been sober

I've slept around
And I have really learned alot
But It's been awhile
And I've had lots of un-proctected sex
I've slept around
And I've gone, and someone, just like I always do
And I've slept around
But all that past seems to disappear when I'm with you.

And every partner that I've slept with
We were fucked up hard with Captain Morgan
The effects of all that rum
I probably barfed all over the carpet - yeah

Why did I choose this life?
I wish I had been smarter
Just one more clean partner!

And I've slept around
Much much more than you realize
And I've slept around
Had alot of sex
And it's been awhile
Since I've had fun fucking in the bed
And I've slept around
And I can't even feel my balls anymore

And every partner that I've slept with
We were fucked up hard with Captain Morgan - it is the good shit
I cannot blame anyone
It's all because of what I did

I've slept around
And I think I have caught herpes
And it's been awhile
Since I could smile
"