Intro:
Attention y'all in the barnyard, I got a new dance for y'all called the Rural Boy. You go out and harvest a few times for me (AAAAAAAAAAAH)

Chorus:
Rural Boy up in this barn
Watch me plow and watch me farm
Watch me crank dat Rural Boy, then slaughterhouse those cows
The cows go MOOOOO (Crank dat Rural Boy)(x5)
(x2)

Verse 1:
Rural Boy up in this barn
Watch me plow and watch me farm
Slaughterhouse those cows
And watch me plow the barley fields
Slaughterhouse, now watch me inc-
Incubate those chicken eggs
When I do that Rural Boy, I grab my scythe and harvest the fields (My GUUUN)
It's locked in on your chickens
And when we get to feeding, then it's cocked right on your chickens
You catch me when I'm breeding horses, yes I do it every day
Haters get mad, 'cause all my clothes are stained with hay

(Chorus)

I'm bouncing off my plow
Watch me slaughterhouse those cows
Imma pass it the hens and they gonna crank it up for sure
Haters wanna be me, rural boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my farm, saying "He can work his land" (maaaaan)
Watch me shoot (watch me shoot)
The cows (cows)
Chickens too (chickens too)
No, you can't farm like me
So, don't try plowin' like me
Ho, don't try gardening like me
Man that slaughter was ugly

(Chorus)

Aim to clean up in the barn
Watch me plow and watch me farm
Watch me crank that Rural Boy then
slaughterhouse those cows (x5)
(x2)

(Chorus)