[Intro]
Ew!
Goatse Man's gross
'Aight I got this new site for y'all called the Goatse Man.
Ew!
You're gonna puke then look back three times and say alright.
Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh Ew!

[Chorus: x2]
Goatse Man opens his hole
Watch him open
Up his hole
Watch me crank that Goatse Man
Then Goatse Man that hole
Now watch me ew!
(crank that Goatse Man)
Now watch me ew!
(crank that Goatse Man)
Now watch me ew
(crank that Goatse Man)
Now watch me ew!
(crank that Goatse Man)

[Verse 1]
Goatse Man opens his hole
Watch me scream and watch me shocked
Goatse Man that hole
Then watch me watch that Two Girls One Cup
Super gross, now watch me shocked
Shockin' all my buddies man
When I see that Goatse man
I scream to the comp and close that thing
(now ew!)
I'm looking at that big ass
And if i see the site
Then I'm puking at that big ass
You catch me at your favorite shock site
Yes I view them everyday
Buddies getting mad 'cause
"I showed them a shocking page"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2]
I'm puking on my screen
Watch me puke its so obscene
I'm gonna show it to Arab
Then he's gonna show it to Eugene (Gene)
Buddies wanna kill me
'Cause I showed 'em, Goatse Man
They be looking at that site
Saying it's the rubber ass man (man)
Watch him stretch it (watch him stretch it)
Puke (Puke)
Let's not do it (let's not do it)
Nope, you can't stretch it like his
Hole, so don't stretch it like him
Folk, I see you don't wanna stretch it like him
Man that ass is ugly

[Chorus x4]

[Hook]
Ain't too clean up in this tub
Watch her shit
Onto her face
Watch me crank that Tub-a-girl
And super puke that screen [x10]

Ain't too fresh up in this dick
Watch him cut up
his own Dick
Watch me crank my BME
Now hatchet vs that dick [x6]

[Chorus]