Directors once told me the world is filled with hotties,
and they should all be in some moives,
he was looking kinda dumb with his fingers and his thumbs,
in the shape of a box by his eyes.

Well movies keep filming and they don't stop the film,
made by fools and they don't stop the running,
didn't make them, oh just for the fun,
your eyes see it; but your hand gets numb,
someone to use, someone I need,
I think maybe I'll get Ron Jeremy,
he doesn't think he'll show,
I think he will if I show the dough.

Hey now you're a pornstar, take you're clothes off; get laid,
hey now you're on TV, turn the show on; get paid,
and all that's on are pornos,
only pervs watch these kind of shows.

It's a graphical world when they make more moives,
say it's a great movie; the star's an ex-juvie,
but I know you watch these things constantly,
judging by your TV picture is staticky,
the cable cord is getting pretty loose,
there's more movies on so you should try something new,
my hand's on fire, how 'bout yours?
that's the way I do things and I never get bored.

Hey now you're a pornstar, take you're clothes off; get laid,
hey now you're on TV, turn the show on; get paid,
and all that's on are pornos,
only pervs watch these kind of shows.

Hey now you're a pornstar, take you're clothes off; get laid,
hey now you're on TV, turn the show on; get paid,
and all that's on are pornos,
only pervs watch these...

Somebody once said, "if you have never had head,
I should turn the TV to a porn channel,"
I told them, "nope, I'm no dope,
I don't need to watch a porn movie,
so keep your hand from the TV dial."

Well movies keep filming and they don't stop the film,
made by fools and they don't stop the running,
didn't make them, oh just for the fun,
your eyes see it; but your hand gets numb,
someone to use, someone I need,
I think maybe I'll get Ron Jeremy,
he doesn't think he'll show,
I think he will if I show the dough.

Hey now you're a pornstar, take you're clothes off; get laid,
hey now you're on TV, turn the show on; get paid,
and all that's on are pornos,
only pervs watch these kind of shows,
and all that's on are pornos,
only pervs watch these kind of shows.