"Somebody once told me, that fame is gonna roll me
I ain't the best screw in the bed
I was looking kinda dumb w/ my finger and my thumb up my ass
And ""PornStar"" on my forehead
Well the girls get smarter and the guys get dumber
Get laid once and have a fine summer
And the whole world is just a big threesome
Your head gets smart and your brain gets dumb
So much to see so many to do
So what's wrong w/ takin' the backside?
You'll never know if you don't go
Never suck if you don't blow

(chorus)
Hey now, you're a PornStar, get your freak on, get laid
Hey now, you're a PornStar, screw somebody, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only porno stars get some moo-ooh

It's a great job and they say it gets greater
You're gettin' some now, just wait 'till later
But good people beg to differ
They just don't see the big picture
And this condom I'm wearing is gettin' pretty thin
When you buy the cheap brands you just can't win
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I want some 'o yours
(chorus X2)

Somebody once asked, ""Can I do you up the ass?
I need to get myself some in this place.""
I said, ""Yep. What a concept, I could use a little fun myself
and we could all use a little change...""
Well the guys get smarter and the girls get dumber
Get laid once and have a fine summer
And the whole world is a big threesome
Your head gets smart and your brain gets dumb
So much to see so many to do
So what's wrong w/ takin' the backside?
You'll never know if you don't go
Never suck if you don't blow
(Chorus)
"