She says she's 27
Sometimes acts like 11
Think she's a fun lover is all
She's got a lot of friends
But I check out their IMs
And the handwriting is now on the wall
Why the hell did I drop the ball?

Oh here we go...
She's just a kid, I swear I did not know
She's just a kid, please don't call the five-oh

Call my lawyer cause I'm looking at jail cause some internet chick scammed me!

And maybe when the case is dead, I'll be on a metal bed
Staring at a barred window pane.
Try to think about the last time, I saw her online
Literally got nowhere to go and I'm serving twenty-five all alone

She's just a kid
And I'm trapped in a nightmare
She's just a kid
Let's hope that judge is fair

Call my lawyer cause I'm looking at jail cause some internet chick scammed me!

What the f-ck is wrong with you?
Trying to scam out everybody
How did you happen to me?
Wide awake and scared can't even try to sleep
I think I'm gonna end up on "Best Week Ever".....

She's just a kid
She's just a kid
She's just a kid
She's just a kid
She's just a kid

She's just a kid
And my life is over
She's just a kid
I need four leaf clovers!
Call a lawyer cause I'm looking at jail
Nobody wants to be scammed into jail

She's just a kid
She claims extra decades
She's just a kid
I fell for her charades

Call a lawyer cause I'm looking at jail
Nobody wants to be scammed into jail
Call my lawyer cause I'm looking at jail cause some internet chick scammed me!
Tonight.....
I've got no hope tonight.....
Nobody sees tonight.....
Someone call Phoenix Wright.