Do you live in a tiny town?
Is your room in your garage?
Do you spend your time out in the woods
Wearin' your camouflage?

Do you go out to lunch at
The local gas station?
Was finally passing the 5th grade
The height of your education?

No, you don't know what it's like
To get to work I ride my bike!
No, you don't know what it's like to be like me

To be mocked when you sell furs
To be shunned by foriegners
To always be set apart
To spend your nights in the Wal-Mart
To be on the edge of breakin' down
Cause you're 16 and unmarried
No, you don't know what it's like...
...I hate bein' redneck.

Is the clerk at McDonald's
One of your greatest friends?
Does everyone you know have a mullet
Complete with bad split ends?

Is your hero Jeff Foxworthy?
Do you love his every diss?
Did you know he's making fun of you
but you're too dumb to notice?

No, you don't know what it's like
Every DAY take a nature hike!
No you don't know what it's like to be like me

To be mocked when you sell furs
To be shunned by foriegners
To always be set apart
To spend your nights in the Wal-Mart
To be on the edge of breakin' down
Cause you're 16 and unmarried
No, you don't know what it's like...
...I HATE BEING REDNECK!!