Song Parodies -> Shitter
"Picture" Based on the performance by Sheryl Crow/ Kid Rock
"Shitter" Parody by Mark Bonta
"Ate Thursday night at Taco Bell, Different taste every bite of the corn shell
I ate more than I shouldÆve of, I see that now Kept fillin' up on ________ and nachos, Wish I brought a bottle oÆ pepto I was up all night, couldnÆt keep my dinner down Sat on the shitter Friday pushinÆ the pain away Praying through the cryinÆ until noon There on the shitter I stayed, couldnÆt get off all day My ass cheeks are blue and IÆm high on methane fumes You called me last night on the telephone, CouldnÆt answer æcause I was home alone I heard it ringing but afraid to stand up straight I been sittinÆ right here for a long time, My legs are numb from my curved spine I ain't left the bathroom in 3 damn days Still on the shitter today. This pain ainÆt goinÆ away I finished my readerÆs digest this afternoon Here on the shitter I stay, havenÆt been off all day At least IÆve memorized all the ingredients in my shampoo I heard ya today ring the doorbell, ""Where have you been?!ö I heard you yell I screamed for help but then I heard you drive away LivinÆ on sink water and toothpaste, I think my æroids have been laid waste IÆd wipe, but I ran OUTTA PAPER YESTERDAY! Still on the shitter today, 10 pounds less I weigh You should stay back, or my disease you might catch So on the shitter IÆll stay, IÆll be here another day But IÆll stop singing for now, æcause I feel another batch Oh, please put me out my misery,àà.light a matchà. " http://www.geocities.com/msbonta
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