Song Parodies -> You'll Get Pussy Later
""Whenever,wherever"" Based on the performance by Shakira
"You'll Get Pussy Later" Parody by Del Del
" You'll get pussy later(SHAKIRA WHENEVER,WHEREVER)
Verse1:

if your the kind of guy that can't get no head
and you stay at home a jerk off instead
nothing but sperm marks found in your bed
it's the simple fact that you masturbated

you better hope you don't get caught by mommy
while your at home stroking your salami
no wonder why you can't never get no pussy
cause jerking off is your favorite hobby


strokin,strokin,strokin
strokin,strokin,strokin
it's clear to to see,you'll beat your meat


chorus:
you'll get pussy later
right now your a masturbator
any time you need some love
you can go get a glove
it's your favortie hobby
you'll never have to worry
you can always fuck your hand
to make yourself feel like a man

verse 2:
you better hope that your hand don't start hurting
it can interupt you while your jerking
you better hope that your dick don't start burining
might happen if you O.D. on jerking
what happens if they almost get caught by mother
better keep your dick under the covers
your internet is for no other
but to download porn on the computer



jerkin,jerkin,jerkin
jerkin,jerkin,jerkin
you can't stop choking your chicken


chorus:
you'll get pussy later
right now your a masturbator
any time you need some love
you can go get a glove
it's their favortie hobby
they'll never have to worry
you can always fuck your hand
to make yourself feel like a man

strokin,strokin,strokin
jerkin,jerkin,jerkin

they can't stop,choking their chicken


strokin,jerkin,strokin jerkin

it's not hard to find
you will jerk all of your life

chorus:
you'll get pussy later
right now your a masturbators
any time tyou need some love
you can go get a glove
if there is no one else
you'll just have to fuck your self
if you can't get no ass
you know that you will always have your hand

chorus:
you'll get pussy later
right now your a masturbators
any time tyou need some love
you can go get a glove
if there is no one else
you'll just have to fuck your self
if you can't get no ass
you know that you will always have your hand






"
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