I've heard there's a troll technique
That Magnum used to plague the weak,
But you don't really care for drama, do you?
It goes like this
you get her pissed
then win her trust, you get the jist
The autistic magnum trolling mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana

his faith was strong but he needed more
and E D F he began to bore
and slowly, slowy he became unfunny
she obsessed him
she drew him in, with her own gravitational spin
while magnum sang again how he'd trolled mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana

Secretly he fell in love
though up in heaven god above
knew only why on earth he'd want to bang her
he couldn't win
denial set in
But he knew that he wanted Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana


Ev'ry day he fapped to her tits
even though they gave us the shits
they're a sight I wish I could forget, don't you-oo?
And when the buttplug moved in him
he was engaged in the mortal sin
of fantasising about mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana

eventually god above
was sick at heart, he's seen enough
and he resolved to fix this sorry business
In the dark and dead of night
he stuck her down with a holy blight
leaving a cold and broken Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana

He heard the news
He was distraught
for now who's filth would fill his sorry day-ays ?
With no reason left for him to live
an heroic exit, all he had left to give
Magnum resolved to joi-in Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana

He had the gun held to his head
About to fill his skull with lead
When from the swirling drama seas aro-ose
a herpes ridden filthy tart,
Who right away stole magnums heart
at last, a new skank to ado-ore.
And though at last he did move on
and even though she was long gone
redirected to kittens, He's never forgotten Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mariana, Mariana
Mari-an-ah-ha-ha-hahaha-haaaaaaaaaa