Song Parodies -> "Cock, BJ "
"Rock DJ" Based on the performance by Robbie Williams
""Cock, BJ "" Parody by Robbie Spunkgums
"You let your gash show, kicking with your torso
Boys getting hard when your tits showed even more so
Wash your hands if you're playinÆ with her fan
Can I fist you? (Oh yes you can)
I got (spunk), you got (sole), let me see your boobies
I got the prick, gonna stick it in yer gob
YouÆre goin to suck ma bobby
Blow jobs are the business
The best thing you can witness is gettin a gam
Houston you can lick me,
Minogue you can suck me
So use your mouths not your hands
You can suck my cock, BJÆs
Are whatÆs making me feel so nice
You never want to stop, BJÆs
Or my knob will stay soft all night
Sucked off by the lassies, squirting on their faces
If they give no head, IÆll shag their asses
Have a proper gurgle, it'll taste like shite
And when my cock is right, my cockÆs dynamite (bite)
You donÆt give gams then you're with the wrong man
It's time to suck some bobby
If you can't get a girl, to give you a gam
It's time to find a doggy
I just wanna be sleazy, baby just tease me
Get your mouth round my gland
Houston you can lick me,
Minogue you can suck me
So use your mouths not your hands
You can suck my cock, BJÆs
Are whatÆs making me feel so nice
You never want to stop, BJÆs
Or my knob will stay soft all night
You can suck my cock, BJÆs
Are whatÆs making me feel so nice
You never want to stop, BJÆs
Or my knob will stay soft all night
Pumpin' ain't easy
Cause it doesnÆt please me, I think itÆs shite
Pumpin' ainÆt easy
But if you're suckin it, it's alright
[COMING]
You can suck my cock, BJÆs
Are whatÆs making me feel so nice
You never want to stop, BJÆs
Or my knob will stay soft all night
Repeat Chorus to Fade
"
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MIKE - January 29, 2022 - Report this comment
I YI YI
mike - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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JACKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE GEAR RACE

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