Song Parodies -> Ignition - Gay Mix
"Ignition - Remix" Based on the performance by R. Kelly
"Ignition - Gay Mix" Parody by Mike Walker
Note: This parody was written specifically for humor, and is in no way meant to be demeaning towards homosexuals. For the record, I am heterosexual, but I am not homophobic. I just needed to make my point clear, as I will be submitting more parodies dealing with this subject in the future. Anyway, hope you enjoy it...
Now usually I don't do this, but uh, go ahead and break 'em off a little preview of the gay mix...

I remember that time of shock
When I heard rumors you love the cock
If you think I'm being uncouth
Why not give me a shot in the mouth
As I'm singing through this ballad
I have an urge to toss the salad
Perhaps I should throw an orgy
Men only, including Georgey

Bridge:
So baby, give me that "Ooo, ooo!"
And let me give ya that "Eee, eee!"
Rubbing my hands with my balls
Then I'll go and rub Paul's, next thing you know our cum's on the walls

Hook:
It's my song sung to Ignition, hot and fresh like guys kissing
Got men bending their bodies for they assume the position
Sipping on lukewarm cum, time for some cock in my bum
Enough fucking sucking, sonny, how about giving me some

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch... c'mon

Your ass is mine to gief
Once I get ya out them briefs
On your ass I'm going ape
Till I can hear ya screaming "Rape!"
Though we do not charge admission
There is one small condition
I will have to take my dick and stick it in your "ignition"

So bring it here...

[ Bridge ]

[ Hook ]

Cherry popping in the back of my Chevy
Roll the windows down 'cause the smell of cum is so heavy
We got fellas to the left and fellas to the right
Just get it on together and we got fudge-packing all night
And after the sex is "Roll up dat fatty!"
Then coming up next is "Who's your daddy!?"
Then we be taking a rest 'cause "My ass hurts so badly!"
I say "How 'bout s'more, Rex...?" "Oh, gladly!"

Can I get some...

[ Bridge ]

[ Hook 2x ]

Boys we off into bed
Giving each other head
Me and George and Lex
Steve and Paul and Rex
Sucking each other's dicks
Is the way, no doubt
To the gay mix
We just fagging out
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MIKE - March 21, 2020 - Report this comment
GO AHEAD AND BREAK A LITTLE PREVIEWS OF THE REMIX
mike - July 27, 2023 - Report this comment
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MICHAEL - July 27, 2023 - Report this comment
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me, tom, and craig will have a fire dress up race
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