Met a girl, thought she would hang,
got in bed, found out she�d a wang
didn't sink in for a sec or two
then my inhibitions came unglued

tripped a trap can't believe she's a dude
never thought I'd want some non-slip lube
then I started to realized
I'd been living this whole big lie

She's a fucking tranny,
cussed
a fucking tranny
uh huh uh ha
I spoke to fast
and she tore my fanny like a new one
and dicked me all day

He was queen for about a day
After that I had my say,
She took my ass virginity
no sign of guilt or feeling dirty, no

Tripped a trap now I need a hot shower
Can�t believe I�d give a he-she that power
then I started to realize
This wasn�t just
�one of the guys�

He's a fucking tranny,
yup
a fucking tranny
uh huh uh hah
I tried to hard
He just pulled it out all calmly
and dicked me all day

That's the story, I can't face
Was looking for a Sheila or Mary or Grace
Instead I wound up with a big fat Rod
And I�m a fool for shooting my wad on

A fucking tranny
Cunts!
A fucking tranny
I�ll try anything once
I got too hard
She just tore my pants off like I had none
And dicked me all day.

A fucking tranny.