Song Parodies -> She Masturbates Me
"She Fucking Hates Me" Based on the performance by Puddle Of Mudd
"She Masturbates Me" Parody by Big Boy
"Fucked a girl, thought she was sweet
was in love, ætill she beat my meat
went well for a week or two
but her hand jobs just did not do

in a trapp trip I can't grip
on my cum is where she slipped
then I started to realize
It does matter about the size

She masturbates me
thrust
she masturbates me
cu cu cu cum
I try to get hard
and she squeezed my penis ætll I had none
and threw it away

She was hot for about an hour
but she said my cum tasted sour
she took all I had
no sign of guilt
then she fucked my dad

in a trapp trip I can't grip
on my cum is where she slipped
then I started to realize
It does matter about the size

that's my story, as you see
costs two bucks to drink her pee
now it's over and I thank God
'cause her pussy smells like cod

cu cu cu cu cu cu cu cum
Thrust
cu cu cu cu cu cu cu cum
Thrust
and she squeezed my penis ætill I had none
she masturbates me"
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mike - February 21, 2020 - Report this comment
uhhhhhhhhhh master terrrrrrrrrrrr ma master station? huh huh huh huh
MIKE - May 27, 2022 - Report this comment
THANK YOU
MIIKE THE SONG IS CALLED SHE HATES ME IT DOESN'T CARE WHAT MY NAME IS DIRECTORS DR DRE AND PHILLIP ATWELL - July 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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KEVIN RICHARDSON LEFT THE BACKSTREET BOYS IN 2006 BUT RETURNED IN 2012
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