Song Parodies -> He Fucking Raped Me
"She Hates Me" Based on the performance by Puddle of Mud
"He Fucking Raped Me" Parody by Tyrell
Thomas is a 14 year old boy who is accusing his math teacher Cathern San and janitor Jose Lopez of rape when the judge asks Thomas to come up to the stand and tell his side of the story this is what he says:
First day of school, thought it was grand
1st period teacher name was Ms.San
We went out for a week or two
Brought me to the classroom, there was something for me to do

She grabbed my dick quick, and held it with a tight grip
She turned her back, didn't know what she was gonna get
Til she turned around and pulled out a fucking whip
Then I started to realize
That my teacher was a motherfucking guy


He fucking raped me
fuck
He fucking raped me
T-T-T-T-Touch
He sucked too hard and my dick whent hard like a handgun
Does this make me gay?




He played with my balls for about 30 seconds
He pulled off my clothes then I was naked
Held me down and started getting at it
In and out very rapid
Then he sprayed cum on me, and the janitor walked in (shit)

He was gay too and pulled his pants down
He put his finger in and told me not to make a sound
I felt like I was on a porno site
I was getting raped with no teacher in site


He fucking raped me
fuck
He fucking raped me
T-T-T-T-Touch
He sucked too hard and my dick whent hard like a handgun
Does this make me gay?


Thats my story as you see
How two teachers fucking raped me
How could I have been such a dummy
But now im bout to get all of this money



He fucking raped me
fuck
He fucking raped me
T-T-T-T-Touch
He sucked too hard and my dick whent hard like a handgun

Does this make me gay?


T-T-T-T-T-T-Touch
fuck
T-T-T-T-T-T-Touch
fuck
My dick whent hard like a handgun
He fucking raped me
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