Hey Jebediah, what's your life like - is it shitty?
Would it be a little better if I let you grab my titty while you poo?
What if you covered me in goo?
I want you to...
Hey Jebediah, what's with all your strange resistance,
I'm right here and I'm not homely,
Give my nipples a bit more twistin'
Close your eyes,
Take off my clothes, you'll be surprised...
Now don't be shy

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OH! It's what you do to me,
Oh just give my ass a squeeze
Oh I'm getting on my knees
Oh now lick me if you please

Hey Jebediah, I can see you're getting hard
Just believe me when I say we just can't do it in your car
My room is good
Perfect for sucking on your wood....
I'm really good....
Hey Jebediah, you won't have a thing to say
Cause everything I'm gonna do to you will take your breath away,
I've done it all...
From whips and chains, to sucking balls,
I'm glad you called.

(CHORUS)
OH! It's what you do to me,
Oh my cum is like the sea
Oh! Let's trip on extasy
Oh, the things my eyes have seen.

I met you in a filthy bar
But that's ok I don't live far
The cops won't come, they know to stay away.
Your friends may ask to come with us,
But you'll just say I'm full of pus
And then we know they'll surely walk away.
Jebediah, I can't fondle you, because your balls are turnin' blue
I know you think this is just a game,
To cause you pain.
Hey Jebediah, cause you're paying, you can't kiss me
Two more years and I'll be off the drugs
And you'll be fucking history, you'll be through,
Just like the other guys I've screwed..
We can do whatever you want to,
Hey Jebediah, want a brew?
This bud's for you!

(CHORUS)
Oh! You're making me horny,
Oh, go up to my room please.
Oh, I'm up in 303
Oh, I'm a hooker can't you see?
Why can't you see?
I'm a HO-ho-oh-oh-oh