Song Parodies -> I Need A Guy
"I Need A Girl" Based on the performance by P. Diddy ft. Loon and Usher
"I Need A Guy" Parody by Angel
"Yeah, yeah
I need a, I want a... I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck I need a guy dick to suck I need a guy who's fine oh fine I need a good sex partner in my life Yo, I am known everywhere by many guys as a hooker on a street But nowadays I'm not making enough money Right now, business is going slow, I'm not being a good ho My pimp says if I don't keep up the pace, I will have to go But guys you don't have to romance me, or make me your wifey Or girlfriend or lover, that's not what my plans be I need a guy that could give me, at least twenty minutes of pleasure I don't want to have a relationship, I don't want you forever cuz Most of these guys really want me They don't realize that I will do everybody I just want the money and I'm out the door Cuz I'm not a real woman, I'm just a whore Don't get mad, it just the way I am Many guys just see me as 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am' So come guys I'm just a good fuck When you with me you gotta have lots of bucks Now let's fuck... I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck I need a guy dick to suck I need a guy who's fine oh fine I need a good sex partner in my life I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck I need a guy dick to suck I need a guy who's fine oh fine I need a good sex partner in my life Yo, now I met many guys that wasn't into me They say I didn't have a hot body But I did many guys that tiny dicks And it was so damn hard for me to lick Having money and pleasing me, that's all that really matters When I find a guy, I'm gonna seduce him Cuz I wanna be just as good like those porn stars in the films I wannna real freak, I need someone to really put it on me I need someone to make me really horny I don't mind where we fuck at In the car, in a motel, I don't care where it's at Just eat me out, and I will so feel so right This is something I have longing for a long time I will be on knees, begging please For someone to really sex me I need a guy... I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck I need a guy dick to suck I need a guy who's fine oh fine I need a sex partner in my life I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck I need a guy dick to suck I need a guy who's fine oh fine I need a sex partner in my life I once had a guy who comes at the corner I work at He always yelled out his car window, 'I wanna hit that' I knew he was referring to me So I came up to his ride so he can get a good look at me So he told me to come on in I look, felt good ridin in his Mercedes Benz I went into his house, then into his room I felt so hot, that I took off my clothes very soon When he saw my my big tits He told me his dick got hard and shit Soon came the wild sex Our bodies sweating and my pussy is all wet I really miss that I wondered where he could be He was a good fuck and he always pay me I think I will never find someone like him now I feel so sad Cuz he was the best customer I ever had I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck I need a guy dick to suck I need a guy who's fine oh fine I need a sex partner in my life.... " Your Vote Counts
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