Song Parodies -> I Need A Guy
"I Need A Girl" Based on the performance by P. Diddy ft. Loon and Usher
"I Need A Guy" Parody by Angel
"Yeah, yeah
I need a, I want a...

I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck
I need a guy dick to suck
I need a guy who's fine oh fine
I need a good sex partner in my life


Yo, I am known everywhere by many guys as a hooker on a street
But nowadays I'm not making enough money
Right now, business is going slow, I'm not being a good ho
My pimp says if I don't keep up the pace, I will have to go
But guys you don't have to romance me, or make me your wifey
Or girlfriend or lover, that's not what my plans be
I need a guy that could give me, at least twenty minutes of pleasure
I don't want to have a relationship, I don't want you forever cuz
Most of these guys really want me
They don't realize that I will do everybody
I just want the money and I'm out the door
Cuz I'm not a real woman, I'm just a whore
Don't get mad, it just the way I am
Many guys just see me as 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am'
So come guys I'm just a good fuck
When you with me you gotta have lots of bucks

Now let's fuck...

I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck
I need a guy dick to suck
I need a guy who's fine oh fine
I need a good sex partner in my life
I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck
I need a guy dick to suck
I need a guy who's fine oh fine
I need a good sex partner in my life


Yo, now I met many guys that wasn't into me
They say I didn't have a hot body
But I did many guys that tiny dicks
And it was so damn hard for me to lick
Having money and pleasing me, that's all that really matters
When I find a guy, I'm gonna seduce him
Cuz I wanna be just as good like those porn stars in the films
I wannna real freak, I need someone to really put it on me
I need someone to make me really horny
I don't mind where we fuck at
In the car, in a motel, I don't care where it's at
Just eat me out, and I will so feel so right
This is something I have longing for a long time
I will be on knees, begging please
For someone to really sex me

I need a guy...

I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck
I need a guy dick to suck
I need a guy who's fine oh fine
I need a sex partner in my life

I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck
I need a guy dick to suck
I need a guy who's fine oh fine
I need a sex partner in my life

I once had a guy who comes at the corner I work at
He always yelled out his car window, 'I wanna hit that'
I knew he was referring to me
So I came up to his ride so he can get a good look at me
So he told me to come on in
I look, felt good ridin in his Mercedes Benz
I went into his house, then into his room
I felt so hot, that I took off my clothes very soon
When he saw my my big tits
He told me his dick got hard and shit
Soon came the wild sex
Our bodies sweating and my pussy is all wet
I really miss that
I wondered where he could be
He was a good fuck and he always pay me
I think I will never find someone like him now I feel so sad
Cuz he was the best customer I ever had


I need a guy to fuck fuck fuck
I need a guy dick to suck
I need a guy who's fine oh fine
I need a sex partner in my life....
























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MIKE - January 25, 2020 - Report this comment
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mike - September 17, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - September 17, 2022 - Report this comment
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