Weird Al was just playing the ho
When Bob Ricci began his peep show
But suddenly Paul and Storm came from their den
To have Al and Bob 69 with them
Bob Ricci got laid and he tried to fuck back
But he got fucked by the wrath of Jack Black
Who proceeded to pepper Paul and Storm with his cum
When out of the blue popped Raymond and Scum
And they started sucking off Al Yankovic
Even Seamonkey urged Al to suck his dick
But before they could make it back to Bob's Love Shack
Frank Zappa then teabagged his sack
And he pulled out a 9-inch vibrator
Which it sounds like a Star Wars lightsaber
With the vibrator, Frank can really jizz
Around Raymond's 8-and-a-half-inch penis

This is the ultimate orgy of musical comedy
Demented bands and their dildos
As far as the eye can see
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy of musical comedy

Steve Goodie popped out and fucked Raymond and Scum
Who mastered a tactic called spreading cum
Then the Arrogant Worms went into a frenzy
Penetrating everyone but Tenacious D
Who flew out the sky and were clearly horny
As they thought of a Blue Power Ranger named Tori
But Steve Goodie licked their penises one by one
As they lay down he can still give 'em some
Then he took a Throwing Toaster member from behind
Steve plugged his penis to the butt this time
As the other Throwing Toasters came on Richard Cheese's face
Carla Ulbrich stood in their way
Then out of nowhere Worm Quartet gave peace signs
As Hard ‘n Phirm tried to 69
With themselves in front of Dino Mike
Then he'd fuck ShoEboX who was still by his side

This is the ultimate orgy of musical comedy
Demented bands and their dildos
As far as the eye can see
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy…

Then everyone looked up, not expecting to see
Down from the heavens came naked Luke Ski
Who prepared a fuck, making others gather 'round
One will suck his cock, some others laid down
Luke bent over on his knees and hands on the floor
As Richard Cheese plea with his favorite metaphor
Then Carrie Dahlby, took everyone by surprise
Burying Richard's head in between her thighs

Then Ookla the Mok and Jonathan Coulton
Logan Whitehurst and his friend Michael Bolton
And of course Patrick Smythe with Power Salad by his side
And The Four Postmen and Shonen Knife
MC Lars, They Might Be Giants, Sudden Death, Tom Lehrer
Tom Smith, Tom Kenny and his twisted goofy goobers
Robert Lund and Hot Waffles offer
To help Barnes & Barnes and Possible Oscar
Came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they all fucked Luke in his fanboy ass
It was the biggest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Macau civvies look in total awe
The sex raged on for century
Many cocks were sucked but eventually
A champion stood, all the girls got wetter
Nuclear Bubble Wrap, they're the gayest ever

This is the ultimate orgy of musical comedy
Guys from the Ultimate Showdown
As far as the eye can see
Well, Nuclear Bubble Wrap won't make the cut probably
This is the ultimate orgy (What 'bout a band named Orgy?)
This is the ultimate orgy (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy of musical comedy