Song Parodies -> Here's Maddie
"Dear Darlin" Based on the performance by Olly Murs
"Here's Maddie" Parody by Ryan Bennett
Here's Maddie
Don't tell kate and gerry
i cant stop my cock from spraying
She's cold and im stoned tonight
i taste her and no-one squirts like she does
and no one understands where she's hiding
she was short, she was sweet, she died

and if we ever find her corpse
you'll find her on the floor
all i can say is "i'm gone out that door"

Here's Maddie
Please excuse my jizz stains
i cant stop my cock from killing
She's Gone and im alone tonight
and i killed her and no one bleeds like she does
and no one understands why she's dying
She was short, she was sweet, she died, she died

(woman - i cant understand where all this blood is coming from)

Been thinking about the night i gave in
feels like my life was just ending
i stared at the death in her eyes

and if we ever find her corpse
you'll find her on the floor
all i can say is "i'm gone out that door"

Here's Maddie
Please excuse my jizz stains
i cant stop my cock from killing
She's Gone and im alone tonight
and i killed her and no one bleeds like she does
and no one understands why she's dying
She was short, she was sweet, she died, she died

Oh i cant cope, with all this guilt i feel

and i killed her and no one bleeds like she does
and no one understands why she's dying
She was short, she was sweet, she died, she died
Written By Ryan Bennett 30th June 2013
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