Song Parodies -> You're The Pig That I Want
"You're The One That I Want" Based on the performance by Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta
"You're The Pig That I Want" Parody by The Hoff
Travolta:
I got rolls, you make 'em jiggle
and they've spilled over my gut
But you have the cutest giggle
it makes my winky wiggle!
Newton-John:
You better shape up
cause you're way too fat
oh you're so obese it's true!
You better shape up
you better understand
I'd be crushed if under you!
Bridge:
I love you fat lard and your rolls I love 'em too!
Chorus:
You're the pig that I want, you are the pig I want
Damn you lard ass!
The pig that I want, you are the pig I want
Damn you lard ass!
The pig that I want, you are the pig I want
Damn that ass
Oh tubby, you have a chin times three
Newton-John:
Now I have your attention
though your ass blocks the sun
come and feel my erection
you're the one
You better shape up
cause you're such a cow
you look like Jabba the Hut
you better shape, you better understand
you can't chew on Bush's buns!

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who cares what my name is - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job, although I think ONJ sings the first line in the OS. Still you get a perfect score.
MICHAEL - September 06, 2021 - Report this comment
TELL ME ABOUT IT STUD
Mitch45 - August 14, 2022 - Report this comment
RIP Olivia Newton-John
mike mitch 45 - March 17, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - March 17, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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FIRE GEAR RACE

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