Song Parodies -> Dirty Cock
"Pop" Based on the performance by N'sync
"Dirty Cock" Parody by Ricky
"Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about
What's the deal with your dirty cock and when is it
gonna get clean?
The thing you've got to realize, what I'm doin' is not
a trend
I love the feel of dirtying, I'm gonna do it till the
end
C'mon now

It doesn't matter
About the cleanliness, I like it real dirty
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it's just about my cock
It doesn't matter
About the cocks you've had and how clean they were
All that matters
Is that you get hyped when it's dirty every time
C'mon now

[chorus]
Do you ever wonder why
There's dirt between my thighs
It takes me on a ride
Feel it when my
Body starts to rock
(Body starts to rock)
Baby I can't stop
(I can't stop)
And the dirt is all I got
C'mon now
This must be
Cock
You can't stop
I know you like this dirty cock
(This must be)

Now, why ya wanna try to cleanify the cock that's in
my pants?
Cause I'm just fine keepin' it dirty
Can I say the same for you?
Tired of feelin' all around me partners who love clean
Just worry 'bout yours, cause I'm a' get mine
now people, can't you see?

It doesn't matter
About the cleanliness, I like it real dirty
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it's just about my cock
It doesn't matter
About the cocks you've had and how clean they were
All that matters
Is that you get hyped when it's dirty every time
C'mon now

[chorus]

Man, I'm tired of cleanin'

Dirty, dirty, dirty cock
Dirty cock

Do you wanna clean it...

[Chorus x2]
"
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mike - February 06, 2021 - Report this comment
oh red go 4 it
mike - October 21, 2022 - Report this comment
alright hes diving in 1st
MIKE - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mike - February 05, 2023 - Report this comment
make your line
MIKE - August 05, 2023 - Report this comment
ANNA TOMORROWLAND 2023
MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
FIREFIGHTER RACE
MIKE - October 20, 2023 - Report this comment
GORDO @ nao narbella

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