"Pop" Based on the performance by N'Sync
"Hot" Parody by Backhand Boys
"You're not hot

Sick and tired of hearin all these bitches whine and pout
Whats the deal with these womens rights and when are they gonna fade out?
I think it's bout time you realized that equal rights is jus a trend
We've got the backside of our hands gonna slap you till the end

It doesn't matter
bout the clothes you wear or the earrings that you buy
all that matters
is that my supper's hot or I'll blacken both your eyes

Do you ever wonder why
You don't get any guys?
It make you wanna cry
It's because your body's not that hot
and girl thats all you've got
but if you'd work out alot
you might be HOT!

Now, why I gotta try and justify
the type of girls that I screw
I just like doin who I want
And it sure as hell ain't you.
The only way you're gettin laids through beastiality
I don't bother with whores
they just ain't my kind
don't need no stds

It doesn't matter
bout the make-up kit that you use to fix your face
all that matters
is that you show respect or I'll put you in your place

It doesn't matter
about the hos I slap and why they wanna die
all that matters
is that you're bound to get slapped
and I'ma do it to ya everytime.

Do you ever wonder why
You don't get any guys?
It make you wanna cry
It's because your body's not that hot
and girl thats all you've got
but if you'd work out alot
you might be HOT!

Man I'm tired of singing

(at this point instead of beatbox sounds you hear women getting slapped and screaming.)
"
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