Song Parodies -> Ex-Pussy
"Ex-Girlfriend" Based on the performance by No Doubt
"Ex-Pussy" Parody by The Desert of the Real
"I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
Whoa
I kinda always regretted eating your pussy

I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
Will never hold a special place with the rest of them
And you know it makes me sick to think of that list
But I shoulda thought of that before I licked
You pissed in my mouth and it was yellow
I really wanted to burn you
Why'd you have to go and piss on me
When you knew I didn't like it
Completely

I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
Whoa
I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
Whoa
It'll never hold a special place with the rest of them
Whoa
I kinda always regretted eating your pussy

Just another bad pussy on my list
But I shoulda thought of that before I licked
Just another bad pussy on my list
But I shoulda thought of that before I licked

Your cooch did scare me
So does your freedom
You say you can't stand the erections
I found myself trying to change you
If that was meant to be my pussy I wouldn't have to

You can call me mean
But your bad in-between
'Cuz I'm about to leave you be-YATCH!

I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
(That no one else will take)
I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
(And I made a big mistake)
It'll never hold a special place with the rest of them
(All the time I wasted)
I kinda always regretted eating your pus-sy

Just another bad pussy on my list
But I shoulda thought of that before I licked
Just another bad pussy on my list
But I shoulda thought of that before I licked

I'm about to leave you bitch
That's right, I'm gonna ditch
I'm about to leave you bitch
You taste like a **** sandwich

And it just makes my eyes well up with tears
To be in-between your legs for years
And I love it when I say your cooch is going to die
You know I'm gonna want it to, and you know why
It's gonna kill me to eat a better coochie
While yours is gross and smelling like piles of dog poopie

But I shoulda thought of that before I licked

I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
Whoa
I kinda always regretted eating your pussy
Whoa
It'll never hold a special place with the rest of them
(All the time I wasted)
I kinda always regretted eating your pu-u-u-ssy

Just another bad pussy on my list
But I shoulda thought of that before I licked
Just another bad pussy on my list
But I shoulda thought of that before I licked
"
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MIKE - April 04, 2021 - Report this comment
THE N W O HAS SAID THEY ARE GONNA TAKE A PART THE 4 HORSEMEN HERRE 2NITE
MIKE - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - June 11, 2023 - Report this comment
PAINT
mike - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - November 04, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE FIGHTER DRESS UP RACE
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swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm teammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - March 15, 2024 - Report this comment
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