"You've got a dildo and it's sticking out your eye
I try to get it out but all I hear from you are whines

(refrain)

And I can tell you're going thru PMS
These mood swings are ripping us apart
Once again I'm paying off the waitress
For the extra service on my end

(chorus)

Catalyst, you insist my balls hand down
My dick's legally dead, but you still want it around
And it's all ass rape from here
and it's all ass rape

Your good manuevers slowly turn to grandma's moves
Also your butt cheeks are hanging saggy like her boobs

(refrain)
And I can tell you're going thru PMS
These mood swings are tearing us apart
Once again, I'm paying off the waitress
For the extra service on my end

(chorus)

Catalyst, you insist my balls hang down
My dick's legally but you still want it around
and it's all ass rape from here
and it's all ass rape from here

(refrain)

And I can tell you're going thru PMS
These mood swings are tearing us apart
Once again, I'm paying off the waitress
For the extra service on my end

(chorus)

Catalyst, you insist my balls hang down
My dick's legally dead but you, still want it around
And it's all ass rape from here
And it's all ass rape from here

(screaming part)

AND I WILL PULL YOUR PANTS, DOWN"